Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did March say to the madness?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?