What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
I broke my finger!
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?