Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?