What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?