Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do bears keep cool?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?