Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
It's Crowded!
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?