Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
We had a discussion about roses.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?