How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What bee is good for your health?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What nationality is Santa Claus?