What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the bunny upset?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the pig go to the casino?