What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Are baby skunks cute?