What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is summer always sad?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the window need an aspirin?