Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the pirate late for work?