What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?