What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a short cow?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the duck cross the road?