Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which bug is related to you?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which big cat never tells the truth?