Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?