Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?