Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?