Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you find at the end of everything?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do kittens go to school?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What words make the best athletes?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is a tree's least favorite month?