What does a cat go to sleep on?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
When do mice play every day?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?