Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Families are like fudge.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What animal floats best?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?