Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How does a witch play loud music?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?