What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do horses stay in such great shape?