What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What shape is bad at driving?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call an animal pop star?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How are mountains able to see?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?