Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?