What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where does breakfast live?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do you make a cow float?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?