What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?