What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?