I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What condiment has wings?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?