Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do fleas travel?