Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?