Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?