Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How long will dinner be?