Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
I like telling Dad jokes.