What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where are average things manufactured?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do hurricanes see?