Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where do books sleep?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
