What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
How do bees get to school?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the saddest part of the week?