What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?