What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which cats have the best manners?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a very small Valentine?