Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?