Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do automobiles fly?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How do animals blend into the desert?