What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?