How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?