Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?