Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a sad latte?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?