What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
An ad-vent calendar!
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a short cow?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?