Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?