What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How are mountains able to see?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the math book sad?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?