Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?