How do you get straight A's?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How long do chickens work?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What sport do horses love to play?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?