What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What food is a man's best friend?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?