What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which former US President was always cold?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which animal is the most religious?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do pigs tell jokes?