What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
InstaGram.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
When does a horse talk?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?