What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does the sun drink out of?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?