Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How does the sun listen to music?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do Scottish toads play?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do animals blend into the desert?