What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?