What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do automobiles have picnics?