Why was the cow afraid?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the cat so small?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?