What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What does winter fat turn into?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?