Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?