What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you make a cow float?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?