What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the rug say to the floor?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does winter fat turn into?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?