What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How are teens like cats?