Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?