What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which animals make the best football players?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What country has the most fish?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a rabbit barber?