What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?