What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did March say to the madness?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?