How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Can February March?