What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?