What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a short cow?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?