Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?