Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which is the worst season?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which state has the best streets?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do you grill cheese?