What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?