How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?