How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do cats wear to work?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?