Why are books always so angry?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which family member has tusks?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the icy road say to the truck?