What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What fish loves to play in a band?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?